Merry Christmas, Festive Fucktard
Merry Christmas, Festive Fucktard was inspired by a friend who is overenthusiastically festive with every holiday. From New Year's to Kwanzaa her good cheer knows no bounds. Christmas, however, is the epitome of her celebratory passion. I'm sure most people have one person in their lives who goes overboard with everything Christmas. They decorate every room in the house, bake desserts daily, shop incessantly, buy the biggest Christmas tree or one for every room, sing carols too often, dress pets in holiday fashions, and, most obnoxiously dress themselves in ugly Christmas sweaters with matching accessories including, but not limited to, festive jewelry, Santa hats, socks, and mistletoe hair ornaments. I'm good at tolerating strange, obsessive behavior as it can be very entertaining and humorous, but I draw the line when she thoughtlessly harasses me about my lack of Christmas spirit, badgers me about my lack of celebratory mood, or threatens to come to my house and deco...